June 22, 2008

• Sam Gives Haiku a Shot

  Cat with attitude
  Knows when to clean inner paw—
  Mommy melts at this!

  Sam’s a froody dude.
  He knows where his towel is:
  The Hitchhiker’s Sam.

  Sometimes, Sam smacks things,
  Anything that moves, really.
  Giant paw comes down.

  His name is The Sam,
  And he is coming for you!
  You’d better run, now!

  Gray and white fur-ball,
  Why did you pee on my boots?
  Troublemaking Sam!

  Fish and turkey – YUM!
  With a side of french fries, too!
  Sam’s a happy boy.

  A little pink nose
  Just below his little mask:
  Zorro ain’t NOTHIN’!

  He IS – He’s The Sam:
  Can you, can you, can you SMELL—
  What The Sam’s cookin’?

  That cat sleeps a lot,
  Napping, dreaming of mousies:
  Happy kitty smile.

  Sam was on Star Trek
  More charismatic than Kirk—
  So they cut him out.

  Pouncing on my foot
  From under the couch again:
  My Sam loves my feet!

  Sam is the only
  Cat who could beat Chuck Norris
  In a war of wits.

  The Sam loves turkey!
  He thinks Thanksgiving is great;
  He helps cook the meal.

  Sam loves the Daddy.
  Ken is his favourite toy.
  They play Catch till dawn.

  Mommy loves the Sam
  He pushes all the buttons
  That make her heart sing.

  

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