June 30, 2008
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Why The Sam Hates The Two Coreys
Sam likes to make lists. I think it is part of his neurosis. Anyway, he banged this one out earlier today and asked me to share:
1. Who are they? Mommy says they were famous in the 80s. Wasn’t that like 50 years ago?
2. Why do they get a show? I hate Mikey but we’re not on TV.
3. If somebody called MY woman a bitch, somebody would be gettin’ all jabbed up. They’re stupid.
4. I haven’t seen any, you know… people of the feline persuasion on that show. Whassup, Corey and Corey? Afraid of someone stealing your thunder? Cause let’s face it… if there was a kitty in every scene, people would be tuning in to find out what the CAT thinks of your messed up friendship/closeted gay…. “relationship”.
5. Why would you take out an ad in Variety that STATES “this isn’t a stunt” and “I’m ready to work” (or whatever the quote was… I’m a cat. Got ADD.) when it is clearly a stunt and after you JUST said, “I don’t want to do this just to get work?” My mommy says that the truer, more genuine thing, and the thing that would go well with the 12-step program, would be to sit your ass down and write each person a letter, preferably in your own hand. Mommy says maybe you should mean it and THEN say it. I say you should just shut up and get off my T.V.
6. I don’t like that Feldman tries to steal Mommy’s attention from me. Be warned, Feldman. The mommy…is… MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!
Comments (2)
Bob says The Coreys were only good one time, Lost Boys. If Sam needs to team up on the Coreys Bob is there.
the coreys . . . who could forget. and btw, LOVED the lost boys.