February 9, 2010

• Black Bra

  A friend shared this story with me:

  I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.

  We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes.  We agreed To meet in a few days to exchange notes.

  Here’s how it all went.
  
  My engaged friend:
  
  “The other night when my boyfriend came over, he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, ‘You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.’ Then we made passionate love all night long...”

  The Mistress:
  
  “Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a Raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and Mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn’t say a word, But he started to tremble and we had wild sex all Night!”

  Then I had to share my Story:
  
  When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.  When he came in the door and saw me he said:

  “What’s for Dinner, Batman?”

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