September 24, 2010

  • Dear Thelma

    I’ve been sick in bed all week. I logged into Xanga and saw that I had a message. I thought that surely it was one of you, wondering if everything was all right. I was not expecting this:

    My name is thelma I am tall ,good looking, perfect body figure and sexy. I saw your profile today and was delighted to contact you, l think you will be the true loving, honest and caring man that I have been looking for, And I have something special to tell you about me, So please contact me directly through my email address at(thelma.jeo@att.net)so that I can also send my picture directly to you.
    regards thelma
     
    Dear Thelma:

    I have no penis. I am a true, loving and honest… and caring… woman… and honestly, Thelma, there is absolutely nothing “special” about you for you to tell me.

    regards vanessa

    Like I don’t get enough SPAM in my regular email. Well, at least (unlike the SPAM I get at my Yahoo! address) it isn’t all about how to make my penis bigger…or is it?

    Have any of you guys ever “fallen” for a message/email like this? Just curious.

    P.S.: According to my Yahoo! address, I won another $850,000.00 today. Ho, hum.

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