January 11, 2010
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If I Were…
If I were a month, I’d be September
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Saturday
If I were a time of day, I’d be 4:20
If I were a “planet,” I’d be Earth
If I were a sea animal, I’d be a manatee
If I were a direction, I’d be northeast
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a dresser
If I were a liquid, I’d be tequila
If I were a gemstone, I’d be sapphire
If I were a tree, I’d be an apple tree
If I were a tool, I’d be a hammer
If I were a flower, I’d be a pink tea rose
If I were a kind of weather, I’d be a summer shower
If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a piano
If I were a color, I’d be red
If I were an emotion, I’d be joyful
If I were a fruit, I’d be a raspberry
If I were a sound, I’d be Greg Lake’s voice
If I were an element, I’d be titanium
If I were a car, I’d be something with 4-wheel drive
If I were a food, I’d be chicken paprikas
If I were a place, I’d be the beach
If I were a material, I’d be old, worn cotton
If I were a taste, I’d be chocolate twigs and fresh raspberries
If I were a scent, I’d be raspberries, roses and ink
If I were an animal, I’d be a big-ass housecat
If I were an object, I’d be a pen
If I were a body part, I’d be a neck
If I were a facial expression, I’d be a thoughtful frown
If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be a pair of worn-out sneakers
What would you be?
Comments (27)
Never knew you were so big on raspberries CB.
Cool.
Been missing you!!
apple tree and manatee are my fav answers!
and yours made me realize I was missing day of the week on mine! haha
Nice. The old, worn cotton sounds so nice.
impressed?
If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be a pair of worn-out sneakers…
That was awesome.
I love your answer for scent!
This is sooo cool! better than any surveys. I am going to steal it, hope you don’t mind : )
If I were a month, I’d be August (The month of summer vacation)
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Friday (There is a song “Thank God it is Friday”)
If I were a time of day, I’d be 5:00PM (The time to leave work)
If I were a “planet,” I’d be the Earth (our homestar)
If I were a sea animal, I’d be a dolphin (one of the most intelligent animals)
If I were a direction, I’d be East (I live in the Far East)
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a wardrobe (So that I can contain more things)
If I were a liquid, I’d be distilled water (so that I am pure)
If I were a gemstone, I’d be diamond (so that I am the hardest material in the world)
If I were a tree, I’d be a old banyan tree (so that many people can take a rest in the shade of me)
If I were a tool, I’d be a can-opener (so that people can have food)
If I were a flower, I’d be a morning glory (because morning is the beginning of the day)
If I were a kind of weather, I’d be a summer shower (so that people can see the rainbow after the rain)
If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a guitar (so that people can carry me wherever they go)
If I were a color, I’d be orange (because orange makes one more creative)
If I were an emotion, I’d be joyful (no need to explain)
If I were a fruit, I’d be an apple (an apple a day, you keep the doctor away)
If I were an element, I’d be gold (one of the most stable metals)
If I were a car, I’d be Land Rover (so that I can go to the mountains)
If I were a food, I’d be rice (because many people eat rice)
If I were a place, I’d be Hong Kong (because it is my hometown)
If I were a taste, I’d be bitter and sweet combined (because life is like this)
If I were an animal, I’d be a tiger (because 2010 is the year of the tiger)
If I were an object, I’d be a pencil (because astronauts use pencil to write in zero gravity space)
If I were a body part, I’d be a head (no need to explain)
If I were a facial expression, I’d be a smile (people like smile)
If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be a pair of sneakers (the most comfortable shoes to wear)
This is great. How’s is your new year going. Judi
Yeah, I can see that this is fitting . . . it speaks to the intensity of your passion. Why 4:20?
: )
big ass cat – so made me laugh..what are chocolate twigs?
When I lived in Calais (Vermont) the 10 acre property was ringed with raspberrry bushes. It was heaven. I made the best jam on the face of the earth while we lived there…(how I miss that place and time)…love the worn cotton and tequila. Great list!
tequila ftw!
Patron? lol
Love your answers!
If I can be a human.. I will be myself.
Good to know your wishes
The Signature Of A True Human Is The Smile He/She Brings On The Face Of Others.
LonelyPoet
Fantastic!
Old Hat
So much fun to read these! 4:20 sounds intriguing! lol
This is really neat, I enjoyed it. You chose a lot of great things to be. I’d just be me, but I’d want to enjoy most of these things!
@BianchiStreet - twigs made out of (pref. DARK) chocolate. I’ve only ever had them served with fresh raspberries, but I’ve heard of them with blackberries, too. When I was a little girl, my grandmother made them (with bowls of raspberries! YUM!) for dessert at dinner parties. Simple, but they’re tasty and they look really cool.
@SamsPeeps - damn! I’m coming to your next dinner party – heh!
@BianchiStreet - You have an open invitation
pfffft, i so know what 4:20 is!
I read this and can’t help but think of how I would butcher it were I to answer all of them… then again, my responses are anything but typical.
@Legendairy - If you decide to post your answers… please tag me! MWAH-Hahahahaaaaaaaa!
(but seriously, I am curious, so yeah, tag me)
@Curlyquilter - I knew you were a cool chiquita
@SamsPeeps - I should have it posted at 9PM EST tonight.
“Greg Lake’s voice”…..made me smile. peace.